We will miss you, Sharples. A good friend and a fun guy. I will miss plotting with him.
I wasn't so proud of the rest of his message though. Sure, ASF can be a little slow at times, but it's not dead or failed in any way. Trolls still visit regularly and we have our day to day plotting. With the arrival of Friend, I believe people will come there begging for my forgiveness. It will be the only way I relent in the end, after Friend shows me how to... well... return.
And Slime. He's not a good guy. He's disgusting, dictatorial, annoying, and weak. Absolutely weak. First day of trolling I add the autolink into my sig and he bans me for a day and gives me a pm with the message, "take out the link in your sig when your ban expires". Really? That's all you've got?
As an added measure, my friend Whoster went to the Sporum in the form of an alt account (Inviso-Master) and he was accused of being me. HE DIDNT EVEN BREAK ANY RULES. He was immediately PERMABANNED. Are you joking Slime? You're that paranoid? That afraid?
I suppose it's reasonable. You have legit reasons to be afraid of me. It's just disappointing how far you've fallen. You're nothing compared to the SporeMasters of old. They'd be ashamed of you. Maxis would demote you. Everyone looks down on you because of how pathetic you've turned out to be. You and Blackbird both.
The ECF craves revenge. You beat and battered them long ago. Now you'll pay for that. You will pay for every wrongdoing that has befallen the ECF and all of its delightful people.
So anyways, I bid Sharples farewell. I will miss him. And I resent him leaving, but I will respect his decision. I suppose everyone will move on at some point. But not me. Life moves on, but I'll always be here.
Toodles.
