Response

ZordonFreeman:

"On the topic of Darkel, just do the obvious thing and ignore it. No matter how many snarky and intelligent insults you make, you make him a matyr (I can testify to have been on both ends of this method and it's never worked.). So if Darkel does follow up to his threat, just ignore it."

Junkinator:

"His threats really have nothing to gain. If Sharples does not want his real threads locked, then he should not troll around the rest of the Sporum, maybe then SMSlime could take him seriously. Slime wants to let him know neither is wanted (Sharples & Dark) around here and they should make no attempt to show their faces anymore unless they are ready to create meaningful discussion without creating spam every other post."

You cannot ignore what is yet to come. I have gathered allies while I have been gone. Don't believe me? Let me make a list of the members of the AntiSporum:

1. Me

2. Sharples

3. Whoster

4. Taupo

5. Rainey

6. MrPropaganda

7. Paxxon

8. 5poreMasterPwn

9. TheFriend

10. Spode-an

There is an eleventh member, but she has asked that I keep her identity a secret for the time being. To the Sporum: you will be plunged in a day of complete waste and horror. Your eyes will all cry from the horrific, nude, gore-filled images we shall post. Your ears will bleed from our sound file sigs and our flash files. You will have seizures from our flashy images. Your browsers will crash from them. You will get viruses. Your posts will be hijacked and you will have no escape.

You WILL agree to my terms. Slime can't keep banning me forever. I'll return. Because every few weeks he'll forget to come online and ban me, and there I am. Always. When are you going to give up? I've been at this for almost a year now. I hope the idiot has died in you and now you'll wisen up. You cannot ignore it. You must abide by my terms or you will regret it. We will be back. All of us.

We will not create meaningful discussion. The ECF, and it's counterpart, the ASF, will flush you away. The ECF has been the force behind the Sporum for ages, even before I became a part of the brotherhood. You owe us your cooperation.

Our greatest VICTORY is not that we're GONE, but that we were RIGHT about the Sporum.

5poreMasterDarkel above all.

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EDIT:

Sean1M:

"I personally look forward to seeing the moronic nonsense he comes up with next. However 
revealing his attack was absolutely stupid because all that needs to happen if for Slime to see it and 
reban him before he can even post."

You realize that I have an unlimited amount of time to make a return? Slime is in Greece. I am in the US. There's about a twelve hour difference between the two of us. When he gets up in the morning to reban me, it will be too late. I will have used that entire night to spam.

My warning

I will be returning to the Sporum soon. In order to avoid complete destruction by the use of spam, Melvin, obscene posts, downrating, bypassing filters, flame, autopost links, porn, hacking, and glitch weapons, the Sporumers must agree to the following terms.

I am to be unbanned by Slime.
All of the legit threads made by users Taupo and Sharples are to be unlocked
The ECF thread must be unlocked.

That is all.

A Late Goodbye to Sharples

We will miss you, Sharples. A good friend and a fun guy. I will miss plotting with him.

I wasn't so proud of the rest of his message though. Sure, ASF can be a little slow at times, but it's not dead or failed in any way. Trolls still visit regularly and we have our day to day plotting. With the arrival of Friend, I believe people will come there begging for my forgiveness. It will be the only way I relent in the end, after Friend shows me how to... well... return.

And Slime. He's not a good guy. He's disgusting, dictatorial, annoying, and weak. Absolutely weak. First day of trolling I add the autolink into my sig and he bans me for a day and gives me a pm with the message, "take out the link in your sig when your ban expires". Really? That's all you've got?

As an added measure, my friend Whoster went to the Sporum in the form of an alt account (Inviso-Master) and he was accused of being me. HE DIDNT EVEN BREAK ANY RULES. He was immediately PERMABANNED. Are you joking Slime? You're that paranoid? That afraid?

I suppose it's reasonable. You have legit reasons to be afraid of me. It's just disappointing how far you've fallen. You're nothing compared to the SporeMasters of old. They'd be ashamed of you. Maxis would demote you. Everyone looks down on you because of how pathetic you've turned out to be. You and Blackbird both.

The ECF craves revenge. You beat and battered them long ago. Now you'll pay for that. You will pay for every wrongdoing that has befallen the ECF and all of its delightful people.

So anyways, I bid Sharples farewell. I will miss him. And I resent him leaving, but I will respect his decision. I suppose everyone will move on at some point. But not me. Life moves on, but I'll always be here.

Toodles.

Luhjgh

Luhjgh. What an interesting person. I read about him on Sporum Wiki. Perhaps it was just the way that the writer portrayed him that made me think he was a troll. I invited him to join AntiSporum. But he foolishly denied.

I would have took the denial and went, but then he steps onto Sporum Wiki and starts talking about me. I let my Friend take care of that and post some of our shared thoughts there. Friend told me he'd keep a really close eye on him. When Friend says that, he's quite serious. Friend is how I'm able to track people down so well. He's a hacker, and a really good one. I'm proud to have him on my side. He was my bud from way back, but he went inactive and just disappeared for a while. He came back just in time. Once I told him about this, he couldn't resist.

Now, about Luhjgh. I have one message to go out to him:

Watch it. Watch it just like we're watching you. Take one wrong move and... well... Friend did mention what I did to TW. Let's hope I don't have to do that again.

My Story

I believe it's time to share my story. This is how DarkLord979 was born, how Darkel was created. How this all came to be...

Long ago, in about 2009, I bought Spore. I had never really played many video games at that point. Spore was what introduced me to everything. After playing it for a year, I got internet access and created an actual account. I found the Sporum, which was the first forum I had ever joined. In fact, one of the first websites I had ever even been on, besides Google. It introduced me to the internet.

I was not at the time familiar with emoticons, smilies, bbcode, HTML, or any sort of internet terminology. For my lack of knowledge, I was not treated as well as I would have liked. Although, like all noobs, I was over-sensitive and took things the wrong way. I got in a lot of fights, mainly with Ashkelon and StinkyPachem, and their friends. It didn't help when I [i]did[/i] try to drop the fights, but they purposely kept pushing me.

I was the owner of a lot of Spore related projects. The one I am most proud of was Ruthless Galaxy. However we have disconnected it from all things Spore. I was also the owner of The Grox Fanclub, which was a horrible flamebait filled spawn of hell. To this day I am shamed to have created such an abomination. However, it was often targeted by StinkyPachem. I'm not sure why, he just wouldn't stop posting there. Although I have a feeling it was just because he knew it would bother me. Which was pretty crappy from him. Although later on we resolved our differences.

Anyways, I was a regular Sporum poster. I had not been around to experience the so-called "Golden Age" of 2008-2009. I arrived at the end of 2010. Things were still busy, still large. People constantly complained about the inactivity then, if only they could see what the Sporum is now. Yes, I was a regular poster. I enjoyed Spore. I contributed. I was a friendly, sane person. Yet I still did get in fights, mainly with Ashkelon, because people like her targeted me just for fun. Even after I had grown a little. (A few weeks ago I found some of her old posts from the ECF, in which she discussed me. I know now that it wasn't just me being a noob. She did all of those things on purpose, and she knew what she was doing. Because she's mental.)

I had originally planned to attack the Sporum in 2012. I had gathered several other trolls. However, in the end, one of them went turncoat on us and snitched to Blackbird. Blackbird invited me into his private chatbox, where he confronted me about it and showed me the PM the traitor (who I shall remain nameless, for their own privacy, since they are still a friend) had sent him. I was clever enough to convince Blackbird that I wasn't planning anything. He believed each lie. However, I was not able to continue with my Halloween Spam Attack. Blackbird would have been prepared. So we pushed things off to Christmas. But by then the other members of our Inner Circle had vanished, and the group quickly dissipated. Eventually, Whoster and I were the only ones left. We sat in the dark for what seemed like an eternity, waiting for the opportunity.

In 2012, the Sporum went through thousands of glitches in which no one could log in. Sometimes for entire months. I got fed up. I left, to my mind, forever. I had moved to other communities. And I went through a long period of inactivity during 2013. Upon my return in early 2014, I was welcomed back happily. I'm not sure what it was... but... I, for some reason, came back to the Sporum. I think it was when I came back to check on some of Whoster's old threads, mainly the RG thread. I think, another thing that brought my attention, was when Whoster told me that Blackbird had left and now there were barely any SporeMasters left.

I decided to go ahead and spam, merely out of boredom. Even if it was just me. To my surprise, it was extremely fun. The derp crap I would post would get some very amusing responses. Many were just insults that claimed I was unintelligent, but the more clever responses really made me laugh. You just don't get the same responses from 4chan.

Soon, they had even dedicated a cult to me. My number, 979, became the accursed number of the Sporum. I used form links, which caused a person to post something by force, upon clicking a link in my sig. I also used a screamer file in my sig. Both of these still remain there.

I was quickly banned. It didn't really matter to me. But eventually I just kept getting bored and needed something to do. So I made my returns as my bans ran out. Ah, the spam attacks were glorious. The fame, the power... I loved it. They even made a hilarious Sporum Wiki page about me, though it's riddled with butthurt, which I guess is a good thing.

Soon however, I decided it was time to take things up a notch. I contacted a lot of the former Sporum trolls. I talked to people from the ECF. Eventually, I had a massive group of trolls to aid me. We called ourselves the AntiSporum. And just for reference, there's about 12 of us. Literally, I'm not even joking. I got lots of trolls from Spore.com, and I emailed lots of people. ECF was chocked full of people who wanted to get back at Slime. I decided to do this.

In time, I was able to gain the allegiances of several Sporumers themselves. They remained unbanned and continue to work on the inside. And people like Sean say I'm not a threat. Just wait until our bans expire! Just wait until Slime forgets! We all know that he can't ban me every week for the rest of his life. And I am VERY patient. I can wait. As can my partners, my friends. We keep watch. We read EVERY SINGLE post on the Sporum. Every single day, we attempt to get inside. We fail, yes. But at some point, we're bound to succeed. Just wait until Slime isn't around any more... Then, the Sporum is mine...

Sporum Trolling vs Rest of Internet Trolling

Now for the topic I promised.

Let's discuss those comments about me, endorsing that I am insignificant and not a good troll. I would like to point out Sean10M. He talks about how I'm a sucky troll and that he has seen far better trolls out there in the internet. He says he's the best troll. That he cannot be beaten. I'd like to see these trolls. I'd like to see exactly what he's talking about. Because honestly, it's regarded.

Firstly, I'd like to point out that Sean has never trolled, nor had he ever been trolled. I'll tell you what 5poreMasterPwn told me. As users of 4chan, who see trolling in all shapes and forms, we can say that Sporum trolling is pretty high quality. I asked the other trolls, "on a scale of 1 to 10, how good of a troll am I?"

I was told 7-8. Though they said what I've been doing with Frosty is a straight up 10.

I'd really enjoy seeing these trolls that Sean talks about, because he just sounds regarded when he goes about it like he does, and it's pretty funny. Especially to those of us over in ASF, who laugh at him on a daily basis. He also said I was "remarkably unintelligent". I'd like to point out that this is the guy who makes a furry bounty hunter named Fluffy in a science fiction RP with such a dark, mature, unique theme that it could easily rival the storylines of several current science fiction video games. I'd like to point out that he doesn't even know who I am. I do not speak to him, hardly ever. I simply coexist with him, and he rarely sees me. How can he even judge me, if he doesn't even have the sufficient information? This is the guy who has a pink and purple link captioned "Star Dates" with hearts around it in his sig. Yet, he somehow thinks he has any sort of gain over me.

No. I laugh and laugh. He says that I don't bother him, yet when the two of us actually do talk to each other, he seems pretty on edge. He seems angry when he talks about me in the Sporum, and that contradicts all the bs he spews out. Meanwhile I'm begging those of my troll friends who haven't been banned to bait him.

Meh, he'll learn from his mistakes eventually. The same goes for Kzhu. They're still technically in their noob phase. They'll grow out of it, just as I did. Maybe then they'll understand what trolling really is.

Amusing

Whatever I said I was going to talk about in my next entry will be pushed over to the next one. I found a new topic, related to the last entry.

So I was browsing Sporum Wiki a few days ago. Looked to see if anyone (meaning TW) had edited anything. Lol, that page is filled with butthurt. You can almost feel it. I found that little Frosty edited some stuff.

She replaced all of the 'she' pronouns with 'they' since she claims to be agender. Let me just say now, that there is a lot of evidence that she is not agender. She's one of those idiots from tumblr that have the need to say "oh look, I'm a trans-quad-sexual morphgender asexual, I'm so different and special!"

You're not special Frosty. We know you're not agender. We know that that is just a beg for attention, and it's quite insensitive. Until I actually see photos of her, I will continue to call her female.

I forgot to mention in my last blog, I also have Frosty's IP address. I managed to be online at the same time as her. So now I know her IP, which I can use to my advantage. I've given the number to a friend of mine, who now goes by a different name than he used to. He is... skilled. That's all that I'll say.

Speaking of tumblr though, I've decided I'll be making an account there soon, simply to troll people. It'll be a good place to practice. See you all there.